1. Open Calculator

2. Type in your birthday as MM * DD * YYYY

3. Copy the resulting number into Google Image Search

4. Click on Search Tools, Type, and choose Animated

5. From the top row of results, save whichever gif you want to loop on a small LCD screen embedded in your future tombstone

6. Reblog and add the image  

via neilcicierega 1 day ago with 6,854 notes

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This is too intense

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via themarysue 2 days ago with 78,556 notes



Kerry Washington being amazing as always. 

Understand, colorblinders out there. Please get it.

via knowledgeequalsblackpower 2 days ago with 86,757 notes

You are a brave girl. I’m so lucky to have seen you grow.

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#pacific rim   
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via systemics 4 days ago with 72 notes


Hi all,

Just a reminder on this Indigenous People’s Day that the US military continues to occupy land on Okinawa, a kingdom that was colonized by Japan and subsequently used as a battle site by both Japan and the US until the US eventually started using it as a major base in the Asia-Pacific region.

Beyond horrific incidents such as military exercises gone awry that have led to deaths, US servicemen continue to commit crimes such as theft and sexual violence. There have also been talks of further base construction that would lead to filling in a chunk of the ocean ecosystem Okinawa is known for.

Okinawans are a native group with a unique language and culture (separate from Japan), and have faced waves and waves of colonialism and oppression.

There is much work to be done.

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coming this fall on Fox/NBC/AMC: this ruggedly handsome white man is an asshole who treats everyone terribly but… there’s a twist… he’s Good at His JOB…

via monkeyknifefight 1 week ago with 21,233 notes


i observe men in silence, how they leave plates on dining room tables, how they slam doors, how they take up whole couch with legs sprawled and lounging arms, how they do not filter speech, too confident, too loud. voices always violent, everything a war.  

via thirsties 1 week ago with 34,064 notes

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#gilmore girls    #scrubs   
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"Why Does No One Care About My Sad Dick?" - Chuck Palahniuk

"Why Do All These Mysterious and Magical Women Love My Sad Dick?" - Haruki Murakami

"My Sad Dick is Lost in This Maze Beyond Space and Time" - Mark Z. Danielewski

#haruki murakami    #dix   
via brujadelmar 1 week ago with 5,051 notes


Love this shot of 2 old couples playing #mahjong in #Hangzhou. #China

via wanderloot 1 week ago with 6 notes


For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial


  • start a boy band:


  • spot some choice booty:


  • break into song:


  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:


  • attend a metal show:


  • listen to some sick jams:


  • discover zombieism:


  • sample some tasty snacks:


  • watch someone get burned bad:


  • find something you really like:


  • find something you really, really like:


  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:


  • and wonder if you left the stove on:


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